Boy, Oh Boi
We talk aimlessly about a lot of death this week: OJ Simpson, Greyson (bc cancer or a car crash), some lady who runs an Airbnb in Upstate New York, and probably some others. Also- WHO would be the ideal friend to take to Schlitterbahn? Also, has anyone else heard that stereotype about red lipstick?
We talk aimlessly about Jacy’s fun new hobby of letting strangers vomit in his home. We also watched night two of Wrestlemania together, and oh boy what a time… Dear, sweet Steven walked away from that evening with so much protein milk inside of him and a literal egg on his face.
We talk aimlessly about the constant rejection we’ve faced looking for people to watch Wrestlemania with- i.e., Alohi & Jordan. Jacy’ hates Ticketmaster very much btw. But don’t worry, he still got his Twenty One Pilots tix. Btw eveyone should go out and sign up for D&D group therapy.
We talk aimlessly about our recent escapades in Houston (and Galveston) to see our dear sweet friends. We also had CUCK 2 happen- and woah… what a trip. Congrats to Weezer, I guess. Greyson spilled a bunch of ;aundry detergent btw.
We talk aimlessly about many women- and why they will NEVER be allowed to referee a Cowards Unwelcome match. Also! Jacy”’ took a trip down to the border with future-dentist DJ! There are so many events on the horizon, too… a trip to Houston, CUCK 2, and eventually having Jordan on this podcast.
We talk aimlessly about our experience watching Dune 2 in the movie theater- to which we arrived an hour early for absolutely no real reason. And guys, while we never did learn what Roosterteeth is, we can happily confirm its recent death. Jacy”’ can’t speak spanish btw. What a loser.
We talk aimlessly about our building anticipation for the next Cowards Unwelcome event- how could we not? We also talk the devastating parting of ways we’ll soon have to do with Grandmagrandpa’s New York House. Oh! and there was a debrief of how we simply killed it during Podaday. And whatever else!
Guys… We have more beef.
We talk aimlessly about how miserable the act of running actually is. Who knew… Also! When is Steven ever going to be able to replicate his signature matcha?! We also talk about the imminent return of Cowards Unwelcome Championship Knockout. And whatever else!
We talk aimlessly about our plans to celebrate the third anniversary of Podaday (or maybe not?). How Adobe, frankly, has it out for Jacy”” and his precious, fragile wallet. And let’s all be honest- celery is disgusting. If a boy needs to coat it in ketchup to get it down the hatch, it’s what he has to do. And whatever else!
