Boy, Oh Boi
We talk aimlessly about our building anticipation for the next Cowards Unwelcome event- how could we not? We also talk the devastating parting of ways we’ll soon have to do with Grandmagrandpa’s New York House. Oh! and there was a debrief of how we simply killed it during Podaday. And whatever else!
Guys… We have more beef.
We talk aimlessly about how miserable the act of running actually is. Who knew… Also! When is Steven ever going to be able to replicate his signature matcha?! We also talk about the imminent return of Cowards Unwelcome Championship Knockout. And whatever else!
We talk aimlessly about our plans to celebrate the third anniversary of Podaday (or maybe not?). How Adobe, frankly, has it out for Jacy”” and his precious, fragile wallet. And let’s all be honest- celery is disgusting. If a boy needs to coat it in ketchup to get it down the hatch, it’s what he has to do. And whatever else!
We talk aimlessly about the stress that results from broken apartment complex gates. It’s a frequent and alarming issue, we swear. Also, RIP to the wife of famous groundhog Staten Island Chuck. We’re also gonna start saying new PETA-endorsed phrases like “don’t feed a fed horse.” It’s just the right thing to do. And whatever else!
We talk aimlessly about the fact that Jacy’ simply HAD to be sick these past couple of weeks. Oh! and Greyson has a brand new (DARK GREY) car! We also address the fact that Jacy””s personality is shifting- according to Myers-Briggs, at least. His face is shifting too. AND we watched Pulp Fiction together. And whatever else!
We talk aimlessly about the devastating loss of Greyson’s car… It’s dead and soon to be gone. God rest its soul. We also talk about how Jacy’s cousin may be exhibiting the signs of a developing psychopath (maybe even a serial killer?). You know, decapitated Barbies and such. Plus! We talk about a bunch of 8 year olds trying to play basketball. And whatever else!
We talk aimlessly about, like, do you know that scam where people steal credit card information at gas stations? We talk about that. And guys, I’m pretty sure it’s time for Jacy””’s thumb-hole obssession to come back. Oh we also discuss whether scrunchies or iPads were the superior invention… and whatever else!
We talk aimlessly about a random teen in Austin getting attacked with a machete, the many sub-types of ‘ dude bros’ out there, the beginning of Hulk Hogan’s long-awaited redemption arc, the jewish tunnels in NYC, and whatever else!
We talk aimlessly about Greyson’s complete refusal to see a doctor despite his crippling illness, opting to put his faith in oregano pills; his plans to woo Olivia Rodrigo via murder and killing; how we abandoned our sweet boy Steven on an airplane; and whatever else!
