Boy, Oh Boi
We talk aimlessly about the fact that Jacy’ simply HAD to be sick these past couple of weeks. Oh! and Greyson has a brand new (DARK GREY) car! We also address the fact that Jacy””s personality is shifting- according to Myers-Briggs, at least. His face is shifting too. AND we watched Pulp Fiction together. And whatever else!
We talk aimlessly about the devastating loss of Greyson’s car… It’s dead and soon to be gone. God rest its soul. We also talk about how Jacy’s cousin may be exhibiting the signs of a developing psychopath (maybe even a serial killer?). You know, decapitated Barbies and such. Plus! We talk about a bunch of 8 year olds trying to play basketball. And whatever else!
We talk aimlessly about, like, do you know that scam where people steal credit card information at gas stations? We talk about that. And guys, I’m pretty sure it’s time for Jacy””’s thumb-hole obssession to come back. Oh we also discuss whether scrunchies or iPads were the superior invention… and whatever else!
We talk aimlessly about a random teen in Austin getting attacked with a machete, the many sub-types of ‘ dude bros’ out there, the beginning of Hulk Hogan’s long-awaited redemption arc, the jewish tunnels in NYC, and whatever else!
We talk aimlessly about Greyson’s complete refusal to see a doctor despite his crippling illness, opting to put his faith in oregano pills; his plans to woo Olivia Rodrigo via murder and killing; how we abandoned our sweet boy Steven on an airplane; and whatever else!
We talk aimlessly about the long and tiring journey to arrive in Florida, the toll amusement parks can take on one’s body and mind, the fact that DJ & Jacy””s sister have moved in together, and whatever else!
We talk aimlessly about the many props we’ve brought for this episode (some corn, a wooden box, & a couple of x-mas cards), who exactly Chris HUSHY is, the many gifts received and given throughout Christmas this year, and whatever else!
We talk aimlessly about Greyson’s devastating loss of a microphone cord, Jacy””s devastating loss of a Santa-in-a-wheelchair christmas ornament, the philosophy behind getting your son’s genitals (partially) chopped off, and whatever else!
We talk aimlessly about Jacy’s vacation to the beautiful lands of Omaha alongside his beautiful girlfriend to attend a beautiful wedding, strong words from Gordon Ramsay directed toward a young man, outgrowing the material world of Webkinz plushes, what exactly Mexican femicide is, and whatever else!
We talk aimlessly about Greyson’s first dating app success story in *quite* a while, winter party work commitments, Jacy’ discovering (much to the disinterest of Greyson) Netflix’s Squid Game: The Challenge, and whatever else!
