Boy, Oh Boi
We talk aimlessly about how one of our dear friends has made us feel like yesterday’s tomatoes, while another friend is treating us like the ripest tomatoes ever eaten. We also learn that Greyson eats at a bathroom-themed food court a lot! Oh and we provide a history lesson on pog.
We talk aimlessly about the fact that Greyson FINALLY went to see a doctor upon feeling sick for maybe the first time ever. Is he actually allergic to penicillin though? That remains to be seen. Also the big Gamestop tests are swiftly approaching as Jacy”””” rests his pretty little head in Hawaii.
We talk aimlessly about how the water at Chuy’s has been contaminated. We think. Also- Greyson’s different worlds all came colliding on a boat this past weekend, whatever that means. It’s also worth noting that Jacy”””s hairline is continuing to recede.
We talk aimlessly about so much ice cream: the burger ice cream Steven made, the atrocity that is P Terry’s banana pudding shake, and the beauty that is Lick Honest Ice Creams. Also- the USPS is an unsafe work environment. And Greyson has almost completed his duties as acting-COO/CFO of Gamestop.
We talk aimlessly about Jacy””s exhilerating trip home to San Antonio. He’s returned with so many stories about his many nieces and nephew. Oh my god Jayden’s girlfriend got punched in the face, btw. Also AI is getting progressively more unsettling.
We talk aimlessly about our upcoming trip OFFICIALLY set for Upstate New York. Also Greyson spent all day buying plants from a ranch that is run by people with down syndrome. Also! According to Facebook, Jacy””s nephew had his SECOND date with his girlfriend (as chaperoned by his mom).
We talk aimlessly about a lot of death this week: OJ Simpson, Greyson (bc cancer or a car crash), some lady who runs an Airbnb in Upstate New York, and probably some others. Also- WHO would be the ideal friend to take to Schlitterbahn? Also, has anyone else heard that stereotype about red lipstick?
We talk aimlessly about Jacy’s fun new hobby of letting strangers vomit in his home. We also watched night two of Wrestlemania together, and oh boy what a time… Dear, sweet Steven walked away from that evening with so much protein milk inside of him and a literal egg on his face.
We talk aimlessly about the constant rejection we’ve faced looking for people to watch Wrestlemania with- i.e., Alohi & Jordan. Jacy’ hates Ticketmaster very much btw. But don’t worry, he still got his Twenty One Pilots tix. Btw eveyone should go out and sign up for D&D group therapy.
We talk aimlessly about our recent escapades in Houston (and Galveston) to see our dear sweet friends. We also had CUCK 2 happen- and woah… what a trip. Congrats to Weezer, I guess. Greyson spilled a bunch of ;aundry detergent btw.
